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How I Became a Pharmacist



During my freshman year in high school, my science teacher assigned us to interview people in the community about how they use science in their careers. Although I don’t remember most of the people I spoke with, I can tell you that I spent meaningful time with a local community pharmacist who changed my life.

What I saw was a man who loved his career and truly cared for his patients. In an instant, I knew that I wanted to become a pharmacist, and I never wavered from that goal throughout high school.

Knowing what you want to be when you grow up at age 14 is unusual, but it is very liberating. I simply had to work backwards to figure out how to achieve my goal of becoming a pharmacist.

After high school, I chose to attend Ohio Northern University (ONU) because it had a unique pharmacy program. Rather than attending college for 2 years and then applying to the pharmacy program, ONU students were admitted to the College of Pharmacy from day one.

Although it was expensive, being in pharmacy school from day one and avoiding the risk of rejection made it worthwhile for me.

In college, I spent a lot of time in the library. Although the classwork was difficult, I did well with one exception: organic chemistry.

I did fail organic chemistry—a notorious “weed out” course—but I successfully retook the class over the summer and graduated on time with the rest of my classmates. Failing a course is a difficult stumbling block, but I stood strong and persevered.

Today, I’m thankful for the wonderful pharmacy profession for so many reasons.

First, I’m thankful that community pharmacists are the health care professionals most accessible to the public. If my local pharmacist wasn’t accessible to me, then I likely would have taken a different career path.

Second, I’m proud of the work we pharmacists do, the diversity of our career options, and the relationships we share with our patients and fellow health care providers.

Pharmacy is a profession that makes a real difference in people’s lives. It certainly has made all the difference in mine.
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This Marriage Is Such A Snooze-Fest

home, Non-Dialogue, Ohio, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | November 8, 2018


My husband has an incredibly loud and powerful snore. One night, I was awake with a bad migraine when his snoring went over the top, causing intense pain in my head. I tried rolling him over, poking his shoulder, talking loudly to him, bouncing the bed, flicking water in his face… Nothing stopped the snoring. I decided to ruffle his mustache with a pencil. Thank heaven I was using the eraser end, because he rolled toward me, which allowed the pencil to go up his nose!

The snoring did stop long enough for me to go to sleep. The next morning, he had no idea what had happened until I confessed.
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Snaking Out Of That Argument

Fights/Breakups, home, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA, Virginia | Romantic | November 8, 2018


(My husband and I are in a heated argument.)

Me: *at a volume of 11* “You are so inconsiderate. Acknowledge my feelings. You’re acting like an a**hole.”

Husband: “You know, one time I removed a pair of mating snakes from under the deck because I knew it would freak you out. That was pretty considerate of me.”

Me: “Really? Well, that was nice of you. Poor snakes, breaking up their sexy party.”

(We both laughed and that was that.)
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Nibbling On The Golden Years

Cafe, Golden Years, Scotland, Silly, Spouses & Partners, UK | Romantic | November 6, 2018


(Every morning I have a regular couple. They always order the same thing, so today I decide to try an upsell.)

Me: “Good morning, Mr. H. Is it the usual today?”

Mr. H: “Yes, please, [My Name].”

Me: “Can I tempt you to anything to nibble on this morning? We have some lovely croissants.”

Mr. H: “Oh, no, thank you. I’ll just wait for Mrs H to get back and I’ll nibble on her.”
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Not A Top-Heavy Romance

home, Love/Romance, Massachusetts, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | November 4, 2018


(My husband and I are cuddling in bed, topless. He starts talking to me very tenderly and sweetly.)

Husband: “Never leave me.”

Me: “I would be the biggest fool in the world if I did.”

Husband: “Be with me forever, darling.”

Me: *kissing him* “Of course I will.”

Husband: “And never… never… put your shirt back on.”

(I cracked up. So much for the sweet, romantic mood!)
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This Relationship Has Turned Sour (Milk)

Australia, Brisbane, Harassment, home, Jerk, Queensland | Romantic | November 2, 2018


(I have been dating my boyfriend for two years when our milkman asks me out. He and I are close to the same age, and he’s been delivering our milk for years.)

Me: “I’m sorry, but no. I have a boyfriend.”

(A couple of weeks later he tries again.)

Milkman: “Hey. I spoke to your ‘boyfriend’ and he said it was all right for you to go out with me.”

Me: “What the h***? You really think I’m going to stuff up a two-year-long relationship on that?”

(He starts dating my best friend for a few months. She dumps him because he’s too clingy, telling me that I was lucky to avoid that. A couple of years later I get married and am back at my mother’s place for visit when he arrives to deliver the milk.)

Milkman: “Hey, [My Name]. Where have you been?”

Me: “I got married.”

Milkman: “Oh… How is it?”

Me: “Well, I’m back here”

Milkman: “Oh, how about you and I…”

Me: “I’m joking; I’m just here for a visit.”

Milkman: “Oh…”
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Marriage Is A Sauce Of New Foods

Food & Drink, home, Spouses & Partners, Texas, USA | Romantic | October 31, 2018


(My husband was not a very adventurous eater before we met, and his mom was not much on cooking. I discovered this when we were dating and I would cook dinners for us. Here are some of my favorite exchanges we’ve had.)

Husband: “What’s wrong with this apple?”

Me: “Nothing?”

Husband: “But it’s pink. Apples are only red or green.”

(It’s a pink lady apple, but he didn’t know there were more than red delicious or Granny Smith! Another time, while eating a stir fry with a peanut sauce…)

Husband: “This is good. Can I see the bottle the sauce came in so I can buy some?”

Me: “It didn’t come in a bottle, but I can give you the recipe.”

Husband: “You made this? I didn’t know a regular person could make a sauce.”

(Another time, while eating some mixed vegetables…)

Husband: “These green beans taste a little funny.”

Me: “That’s because they’re asparagus
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When Sleeping On The Job Means Not Sleeping On The Job

Health & Body, home, Idaho, Pocatello, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | October 29, 2018


(I suffer from a fatigue disorder which has only within a couple of years begun to be managed by medication. I hate napping, because if I nap for more than an hour, I can’t sleep at all the next night, and napping for less than an hour gives me a migraine. Thankfully I haven’t gotten tired enough to nap since starting the medication. It is also important to note that my wife usually has to push to get me to leave the house for work and school, as I am a massive shut-in.)

Me: “I’m not feeling well.”

Wife: “That’s okay. We have nowhere to go. Just take it easy.”

(A couple of hours later, I end up taking a nap for four hours.)

Me: “I hate to say it, but I don’t think I can go to college tomorrow.”

Wife: *uncharacteristicall y agreeable for this subject* “Okay, hun, go ahead and take the day off.”

Me: “What? No argument about my obligations?”

Wife: “If you’re sick enough to decide to take a nap, and you sleep through the night tonight, I’ll be able to tell you’re actually sick as opposed to having anxiety issues. It’s pretty simple.”
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Looking For Par’Mach In All The Right Places

Boyfriend/Girlfriend, home, Silly, UK | Romantic | October 27, 2018


Me: “What do you want to do?”

Boyfriend: “It’s nice outside. Let’s close the blinds and pretend we don’t know.”

(We then watched Star Trek all night.)
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Hard To Love A Morning Person

Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Silly, Text/Chat/Email, Uruguay | Romantic | October 25, 2018


(I am chatting with my girlfriend while she’s in her psychology class.)

Girlfriend: “According to Freud, being in love is loving yourself, projected onto an object.”

Me: “Well, in that case, I love myself a lot.”

(I expect her to reply the same, but instead

Girlfriend: “In my case, it depends of the mood I get up with. I don’t love myself very much.”

Me: “…”
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You’re Being Pun-ished

home, New Zealand, Punny, Spouses & Partners, Wellington | Romantic | October 23, 2018


(Every weekday, my partner and I drive home from work together. I tend to get out and check the mail, as our mailbox isn’t that waterproof. This occurs on a rather rainy day, when I’ve just bragged about winning a pun war with some friends.)

Me: “I have another one! What kind of tree does a scientist grow? A chemis-tree!” *bursts out laughing*

Partner: “Wow, that’s pretty bad.”

(We pull up to the driveway.)

Partner: “Hey, are you going to get out today?”

Me: “It’s raining, so I—”

Partner: “Because you should.”

Me: “Too many puns?”

Partner: “Out.”

Me: “Aw, man.”
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She Is Your True Call Of Duty

Engaged, Games, home, Silly, The Netherlands | Romantic | October 21, 2018


(My fiancé, while loving and caring, is not big on verbal declarations of love and affection. He is playing an FPS game and just lost a timed mission with a margin of two seconds.)

Fiancé: “I hate my life!”

Me: “But I’m in your life!”

Fiancé: “I hate my life a little bit less now!”
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A Storybook Romance

Awesome, Books & Reading, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, home, Proposal, USA | Romantic | October 19, 2018


(I’ve dated guys, not a lot, but enough to make me wary of being geeky or showing how much I like to read. When I say I like to read, I mean I have over a thousand books and am constantly buying more. A lot of the guys I’ve dated have told me that I should downsize my books because they don’t really want to date a girl who reads. I have been in a solid long-distance relationship for about eight months now with this guy who is really just the best thing that ever happened to me. We are discussing the fact of my lease running out in about two months and if it would be better for me to extend my lease for six months or not.)

Me: “Well, it might be better for me to do that, so that I can find a place I like better, maybe with more storage space. Though I just hate the idea of moving… so many trips to the truck and up and down the stairs… It’s horrible.”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, those stairs will be killer for sure.”

Me: “I’m not giving up my books.”

Boyfriend: “O…kay?”

Me: “I know that’s where your mind was going, because everyone tells me that, but I’m not giving up my books.”

Boyfriend: “Did I ask you to? Did I say, ‘[My Name] I want you to be unhappy, dull, and boring; please give up the thing that makes your eyes sparkle and makes you laugh.’? Did I say I want you to stop being you?”

Me: *now embarrassed* “Well, no, but—”

Boyfriend: “No, listen. Does this make you happy?”

Me: “Yes?”

Boyfriend: “Do you pay all your bills on time with money left over? Do you feel joy at your collection? Do you read them?”

Me: “Yes, to all of those.”

Boyfriend: “Then why on earth would I tell you to get rid of them? In fact, I think you need another book, just to get rid of this mindset that people want you to be unhappy! Get your shoes, woman; we are going to the bookstore!”

Me: *teary eyed* “I think I love you.”

Boyfriend: “I know.”

(Yes, we did end up getting a book at the bookstore. He ended up proposing that night, and I accepted!)
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The Church Is Hangry

Church, Engaged, Language & Words, Poland | Romantic | October 17, 2018


My boyfriend and I are a multilingual couple. My first language is English, his first language is French, and the first language that we started talking to each other in was Polish, in which we’re both semi-conversational. We’re both also studying each others’ first languages to improve our communication, and between our three languages have sort of calibrated our normal conversations.

We are planning on getting married next year, and our church requires a private interview with the priest in preparation for marriage. The priest doesn’t know either of us, and speaks English fairly well, but not perfectly, and doesn’t speak any French. Our Polish isn’t really up to the high-level vocabulary of the interviews, so it’s all in English. When we’re interviewing together, everything is fine.

When it’s my turn to interview alone, we have a few difficult moments where the priest phrases a question in a weird way or pronounces a word such that I have to ask for him to repeat it a few times for me to understand, such as, “Are you agree with the church teaching about XYZ?” But overall, it’s okay. As we end the interview, I tell the priest that my boyfriend might have a bit of difficulty understanding him if he speaks very quickly, and the priest says he’s realized that and promises to speak slowly.

I sit outside the office and wait for my boyfriend’s interview to be over. After about ten minutes, the priest opens the office door and asks me if I know another word for “permanent” in French. I tell him no, but offer my phone for Google translating. He shuts the door and the interview continues for a while.

When it’s over, my boyfriend explains that the difficulty was that he heard the question as, “Are you angry with the church teaching about marriage being permanent?”

He replied, “No.”

It took a fair amount of repetition for the priest to clear that particular question up, and I learned that my boyfriend has a lot of difficulty hearing the differences between, “agree,” “angry,” and, “hungry.”
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This Artist Is Doomed

home, Language & Words, Sillly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | November 26, 2018


(When my TV is on but idle, it runs a slideshow of various photos and paintings. One night when my partner and I are settling in, we turn on the TV to the image of a bright orange sunset. My partner was an art student, and often has to explain to me who famous artists are.)

Partner: “Wow. That’s pretty. It looks… Aya Surani.”

Me: “Oh? Does she shoot landscapes and stuff like this?”

Partner: *clearly confused* “Wha… No, from Lord of the Rings. It looks Eye of Sauron-y.”

(When I explained what I thought I’d heard, we had a good laugh for about five minutes. I just assumed Aya Surani was a photographer I’d never heard of. The kicker? My partner hasn’t even seen the movies or read the books!)
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A Long Time Ago, In A Ballet Performance Far Far Away

Ballet, Geeks Rule, Musical Mayhem, New York, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | November 24, 2018


(My husband and I are at a performance of Balanchine’s “Stravinsky Violin Concerto,” which is a “mood” piece with no specific plot. I love ballet; my husband is not such a fan. This conversation happens during intermission.)

Husband: *frowning* “I don’t get it. There’s no storyline. I don’t understand what it’s supposed to mean.”

Me: “Think of it like an abstract painting. Or… wait.” *thinking fast* “Remember when Luke and Yoda were on Dagobah, and Luke was going into that forest where Darth Vader was, and he asked Yoda, ‘What’s in there?’ and Yoda said, ‘Only what you take with you.’? It’s kind of like that. It’s what you take with you.”

Husband: “So, the stage is a cave filled with the Dark Side of the Force?”

Me: “Uh, yeah. If it helps.”

Husband: *nodding sagely* “Oh. Okay. I get it now.”
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It’s About The Turkey, See The Stuffing, The Potatoes Are So Mellow, I Yam What I Yam

Roundups | Friendly Healthy Hopeless Learning Legal Related Right Romantic Working | November 22, 2018


In memory of our little experiment with a different style of titles, we offer up a Thanksgiving spread of stories with absolutely normal titles. Feast upon some of our best-loved tales of the foods of Thanksgiving, including some all-time favorites!

Talking Turkey – Sometimes it’s the simple things.

Going Red About The Green – What’s the matter, pumpkin pie?

A Barrel Of Laughs – By any chance, did the writer fall in… and were they wearing green? It would explain the previous story…

Not Talking Turkey This Thanksgiving – Fare is fair!

Pranksgiving – That’s not how a turducken works.

Not Talking Enough Turkey – He likes his turkey as dry as a martini, but hold the booze and give it to the poor server!

A Cocktail Of Lies And Cookies – He likes his cookies like… Wait. Never mind.

Wasn’t Born In The Pumpkin Patch – Guess he won’t get a visit from The Great Pumpkin, either.

With Great Bacon Comes Great Responsibility – Some love it. Some hate it. Some say everything is better with bacon.

A Monster Mash Potato – We think it sounds tasty…

More Thanks-taking Than Thanksgiving – This story of turkey-grabbing mayhem is a favorite for good reason!



We give thanks for the things we have, the friends and family we love, and the end of those goofy titles. Now, let’s eat!



Tell us your tales of Thanksgiving foods. Does your feast include something unique or different? Feel free to share the recipe, too!
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Getting Cross-Eyed At The Crossing

Car, Engaged, Ignoring & Inattentive, UK | Romantic | November 22, 2018


(My fiancé and I are in the car with my fiancé in the driver’s seat. We are heading down a long road that has at least two traffic light crossings very close together. As we are approaching the first set of lights, they turn red, but the car is not slowing down. Slightly panicked, I alert my fiancé.)

Me: *voice rising in pitch* “You’re going to run a red light, [Fiancé]!”

(He slams on the brakes and comes to a sharp halt just before the crossing, staring ahead.)

Fiancé: “That could’ve been bad.”

(I notice that on the other side of the crossing, waiting for the light to turn green, is a police car.)

Me: “I can’t believe you almost ran a red light in front of a cop! Did you not see that it was red?”

Fiancé: *sheepishly* “All I saw was green. I saw the cop car… just not the red light.”

Me: “Are you colourblind?”

(My fiancé eventually explains that he was looking ahead at the second crossing, which was green, and completely forgot about the crossing he was approaching. He was very glad I stopped him from running a red light in full view of a police car. This will make for a great story to bring up next time he criticises my driving skills.)
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Need To Put More Than A Hundred Feet Between Me And You

California, Gas Station, Harassment, Los Angeles, Strangers, USA | Romantic | November 20, 2018


(My car’s gas gauge is wonky, and one time my car unexpectedly runs out of gas while on the road, around early afternoon. Luckily, traffic is sparse and I am in my neighborhood, maybe 100 feet from a gas station. I manage to park on the side of the street, fish my empty gas can out of the backseat, and walk the 100 feet across an intersection to the gas station. As I’m crouching down near one of the pumps, filling up the gas can, some dude suddenly looms right over my head. I can see his pickup truck with its door open parked right behind him; it’s obvious he’s not an employee here. It’s just as obvious that he’s not here to get gas, himself.)

Dude: “Uh… so… Um-hmm…”

(I ignore him and pretend to be terribly busy. Nothing good has EVER come to me from talking to strange men.)

Dude: *inching even closer to me* “Uhh… Um-HEM! HI! HELLO! MISS!”

(I sigh. Clearly he’s not going away.)

Me: *side-eyeing him* “Yes?”

Dude: *suggestively* “Soooo… I just saw you walking down the street with your gas can while I was driving.”

(There is a very expectant pause while he’s staring at me hard enough that it’s almost like he’s attempting hypnosis. Already knowing where this is going, I put on a sweet, condescending tone of voice and a fake smile.)

Me: “That’s great for you!”

(I immediately dropped the smile and turned away from him again. He was somewhat flustered at this, but wouldn’t you just know it – he persisted in repeatedly offering me “a ride” to my car, anyway. Shockingly, I said no. Several times over. He finally left, with extreme reluctance. I have a very high skepticism that it’s even possible he didn’t see how close my car was parked, but frankly, even if I had to walk 100 miles instead of 100 feet, I’d never have agreed to get into his truck. 100 feet! That’s how little it takes to have a creep notice you walking alone down a street and decide to follow you in his car!)
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Somehow Seriously Suggestive Sentences

Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Language & Words, Long Distance, Phone, Silly, USA | Romantic | November 18, 2018


(My boyfriend and I have a tricky arrangement where he works almost two hours away and stays there rather than commuting every day. He usually comes home for a long weekend, but something comes up and he has to stay for two weeks.)

Me: “I wish you were here. For snuggling. And smooching.”

Boyfriend: *laughs* “And other things that begin with S?”

Me: “Slow-dancing?”

Boyfriend: “No, the other thing.”

Me: “Supper by candlelight?”

Boyfriend: “Noooo…”

Me: “A sweet sunset stroll, holding handssssssss?”

Boyfriend: “Good alliteration, but no, try again.”

Me: “Wait, did I already say smooching?”

Boyfriend: “Yes.”

Me: “What about esssssssss-kimo kisses?”

Boyfriend: “Wow.”
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“Helpless” To Resist Adopting This Cat

California, Musical Mayhem, Pets & Animals, Spouses & Partners, USA, Vet | Romantic | November 16, 2018


(My husband and I have been talking about getting a new cat for a while now. I’m set on getting a rescue, but my husband is set on getting the same breed as our last cat, who was a retired grand champion Scottish Fold. One morning one of our clients comes in with a stray cat she found. She can’t keep him because all her cats hate him, so the doctor agrees that he can wait out the stray hold period with us. Before I even start work that day it is already decided by all of my coworkers that if he doesn’t get claimed I am taking him home. He is a scrawny cat with folded ears, obviously a half-breed with an American Shorthair on the other side. My husband comes by to pick me up for lunch and gets taken back to the kennel room to meet the cat. It is love at first sight, and on the way to lunch we have the following conversation.)

Husband: “So… what’s his name?”

Me: “We haven’t decided yet. The doc was thinking Hamish or Shamish, [Coworker #1 ] voted for Haggis, and [Coworker #2 ] said Macbeth. I was thinking maybe Jamie for the Doctor Who character… What do you suggest?”

Husband: “Well… I mean he is handsome, and boy, does he know it.”

Me: “Yeah, he is.”

Husband: “And he has those intelligent eyes and a hunger pang frame.”

Me: “Yes, he does.”

Husband: “And you look into those eyes and you’re helpless, right?”

Me: “Yeah… What are you getting at?”

Husband: “You haven’t figured it out yet?”

Me: “No…”

Husband: “Well, babe, he’s—” *starts singing* “—a b*****d, orphan, son of a w**** and a Scotsman, dropped in a forgotten spot in [Shopping Center].”

Me: *finally catching on* “Oh, dear.”

Husband: “Alexander Hamilcat! His name is Alexander Hamilcat, and there’s a million things he hasn’t done, but just you wait, just you wait…”

(We took Alexander home a month later. He is curled up in my lap as I type this.)
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New York có thị trưởng Hồi giáo đầu tiên: Mamdani nhậm chức giữa biển người, Bernie Sanders tuyên thệ và tiếng hô “tax the rich!” Cuộc rượt đuổi lạnh gáy: Tàu dầu rỉ sét vẽ “cờ Nga” lên mạn tàu bị nghi chở dầu Iran tìm cách thoát lệnh tịch thu của Mỹ Chánh án Roberts nhắc người Mỹ: Tòa án phải độc lập, Hiến pháp là “điểm tựa” giữa bão đảng phái
Đêm Giao Thừa ở Mar-a-Lago: Trump xem vẽ “tóc họa” Chúa Jesus rồi đấu giá 2,75 triệu đô Bảy ngày chờ phép màu sau Giáng Sinh: thiếu nữ 19 tuổi ở Texas được tìm thấy đã qua đời, gia đình xin “hãy tôn trọng nỗi đau” Nhà Trắng đổi thái độ sau đánh giá của CIA về vụ drone ở Valdai
Từ ép sinh ít đến khuyến sinh nhiều: Trung Quốc loay hoay cứu tỷ lệ sinh giữa bão chi phí và thất vọng tuổi trẻ Washington sau một năm Trump trở lại: bộ máy liên bang bị đảo lộn như một công trường phá dỡ Obamacare đã hết hạn: Hàng triệu người Mỹ bước vào 2026 với cú sốc tiền bảo hiểm
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Thứ trưởng Hải quân Hung Cao và lễ tốt nghiệp khiến cả khán phòng nghẹn lại Trump ra mắt “Trump Class”: Hạm đội Vàng, soái hạm Kiêu Hùng khổng lồ nhất thế giới và tham vọng áp đảo đại dương Trump “đạp phanh” điện gió ngoài khơi: hàng tỷ đô la đứng hình, giá điện có nguy cơ leo thang
Ông Trump sẽ đưa 200 vạn quân tinh nhuệ đánh Đan Mạch, chiếm Greenland? Hải quan xem phim XXX khi làm việc, thảo nào nhập cảnh-xuất cảnh ở Việt Nam chậm như rùa bò Ngày đồng hương nói “đủ rồi”: Cộng Đồng NSW tái ổn định sau nhiều năm chia rẽ
Cuộc đua gom vàng của ngân hàng trung ương và ‘khối cầu’ 47.000 tỉ USD Đằng sau nội các Trump: Những người vợ kể chuyện “đội ngũ lớn” trong Tòa Bạch Ốc Kim Jong Un ôm lính thương tật, tung hô ‘anh hùng’ Bắc Hàn trở về từ chiến trường Kursk
Con trai của nhà hoạt động cộng đồng, nữ MC Mã Tiểu Linh qua đời “Lời chúc bất hạnh” của Chánh án John Roberts: Bài học trưởng thành không ai dạy chúng ta ở trường Đừng biến ICE thành “con ngáo ộp”: Hiểu luật để bớt sợ và biết tự bảo vệ mình
Westminster dậy sóng vì con đường “Charlie Kirk Way”: Dân phản đối, hội đồng vẫn phớt lờ Thăm nước Mỹ thời Trump: Từ dĩa cơm tấm Cali đến bi kịch Melissa Trần Vua Charles III và hành trình ung thư: Khi nhà vua nói về nỗi sợ, hy vọng và “phép màu” phát hiện sớm
Bi kịch quán bún ốc Trần Hưng Đạo: 3 mẹ con chết ngạt sau cửa cuốn khóa kín ‘America Alone’ – Khi Trump vẽ lại trật tự thế giới theo cách của mình Cuộc chơi liều lĩnh của Trump với Tu chính án 14 và quyền có quốc tịch khi chào đời
LeBron James: Chấp nhận đánh mất kỷ lục 1.297 trận chỉ để làm một đường chuyền đúng Ciel Tower – khách sạn cao nhất thế giới Chiếc nhẫn cưới ‘mất tích’ và nghi ngờ Phó Tổng Thống Mỹ bỏ cô vợ Ấn Độ
Karoline Leavitt: Từ ‘thánh cô nói láo’ đến biểu tượng của Trump 2.0 Bong bóng AI, khí hậu nổi giận và năm 2026 Khi Vingroup phải vay trái phiếu lãi 12%: Phao cứu sinh hay bước đi liều mạng?
Từ Geneva đến Kyiv: Kế hoạch 28 điểm của Trump và thế lưỡng nan của Ukraine Nước Nga trên ván bài cuối: biết không thể thắng nhưng vẫn lao vào cuộc chiến đến cùng Tiền thuế đã đi đâu, khi dân miền Trung đói rét trên nóc nhà chờ chết?
Nellie Bly – 72 ngày vòng quanh thế giới và cú đòn vào mọi định kiến về phụ nữ “Góa phụ đen” ở nước Nga: khi cái chết của người lính trở thành một mô hình kinh doanh Lá thư cuối của Kurt Vonnegut: hãy sáng tạo chỉ để tâm hồn mình lớn lên
Trung Quốc vỡ trận công nghiệp: khi “Made in China” bước vào thập niên suy thoái mới Bốn ngày trên nóc nhà: khi người dân miền Trung thực sự bị bỏ rơi giữa lũ dữ Không một lời cảnh báo: Miền Trung chết chìm trong lũ thủy điện “đúng quy trình”
Biệt kích Chung Tử Ngọc – Từ ngọn đồi lửa đạn đến sáu năm lao tù cộng sản Một mạng người đáng giá bao nhiêu – từ vụ tai nạn ở California đến những xác người trong lũ Việt Nam Mercury – đoàn tàu Art Deco biến tốc độ thành cái đẹp hữu hình
Hoa Kỳ-Ukraine đạt sự đồng thuận cho kế hoạch hòa bình với 19 điểm mới Tấm chăn thơ rách nát giữa địa ngục cộng sản – từ hố xí tập thể đến bến bờ tị nạn Morgan Geyser trốn khỏi giám sát: Bóng ma Slender Man trở lại sau vụ đâm bạn 19 nhát chấn động nước Mỹ
New Delhi ngạt thở: Khi Pháo đài Đỏ hóa đen và người dân chỉ còn ước được… hít thở Red Bull – từ lon nước vàng ở Bangkok đến đế chế nội dung làm thay đổi thế giới Kế hoạch 28 điểm của Trump: Hoà bình cho Ukraine hay bản hợp đồng nhượng bộ cho Nga?
Thêm một sĩ quan trẻ gốc Việt qua đời, nguyên nhân không như tin đồn “tào lao, tự tử” trên Facebook Tịch thu và bắt hàng loạt lãnh đạo công ty nhà Cường “đô la” Peter Arnett qua đời: tiếng nói độc lập từ chiến trường Việt Nam đến Baghdad
Cuộc chiến giành Warner & CNN: tiền mặt, thế lực, và bóng dáng Nhà Trắng Sự thật khó nghe: Trung Quốc giàu lên nhanh nhất khi .... Ngoại trưởng Nga thú nhận: Mỹ đã hứa trao lãnh thổ Ukraine cho Moscow
Chánh Văn phòng Tòa Bạch Ốc gây cú sốc về ông Trump trong cuộc phỏng vấn với Vanity Fair Thuế quan thổi ngược chiều: việc làm tay chân co lại, và “nhiệt” chính trị hạ dần Một dòng “sông” trong biển lệch nhịp: vì sao mặt biển Nhật Bản đang phình lên – và nghề cá lao đao
Khủng hoảng “affordability” ở Mỹ Trump mở cửa chip H200 cho Trung Quốc và cuộc chiến giành “quyền viết luật” cho trí tuệ nhân tạo Google và giấc mơ thay thế smartphone bằng cặp kính AI
Trump, Netflix và Paramount: Cuộc chiến thâu tóm Warner Bros. biến Hollywood thành bàn cờ chính trị Trung Quốc bứt tốc xuất khẩu, nông dân Mỹ sống bằng trợ cấp VN: Sợ áp lực mỗi khi ra tòa, Hoa hậu Thùy Tiên chấp nhận bản án 2 năm tù
Lại to tiếng: Ông Trump nói nữ ký giả của CNN là "ngu ngốc và độc ác" Zelensky chạy đua ngoại giao: London, Brussels, Rome và cái bóng hòa kế của Trump New Orleans trong vòng vây ICE: Chiến dịch “Catahoula Crunch” và nỗi lo của người Việt
“Huyền thoại ‘Trung Quốc là Singapore phóng đại’ đang sụp đổ như thế nào?” Trung Tá Nhảy Dù Bùi Quyền: Từ thủ khoa Võ Bị đến chiếc ghế trống sau 60 năm gặp lại Làm gì có “giải phóng” mà tôn vinh “chiến sĩ giải phóng”?
Cuba cá đầy biển, ngư dân vẫn đói: Khi thiên nhiên hào phóng nhưng thể chế “thắt nút cổ chai” Quận Cam: Người già gốc Việt sống trong nhà tiền chế, run rẩy trước mỗi lá thư cảnh cáo Doanh nghiệp châu Âu lặng lẽ tháo chạy khỏi Trung Quốc, nguyên nhân?
Năm tiếng trong Điện Kremlin: Hòa bình Ukraine đang đến gần? Một tổng thống lim dim, một thế giới nín thở Trump, Venezuela và cơn bão “tội ác chiến tranh” ở Washington
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