When In Rome (Or A Kosher Deli)…
EDITORS' CHOICE, RELIGION, RESTAURANT | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 9, 2009
(Keep in mind, this is a kosher deli.)
Customer: “Can I get a ham sandwich, please?”
Me: “Well, sir, we don’t serve ham.”
Customer: “No ham? What do you have then?”
Me: “Well, we have turkey, roast beef, corned beef, and pastrami…”
Customer: “But no ham?”
Me: “No, sir, no ham.”
Customer: “What? Do you have a thing against ham or something?”
Me: “Actually… yes, we do.”
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