Drive Hoo
ATLANTA, AWESOME, BIZARRE, EDITORS' CHOICE, FAST FOOD, GEORGIA, USA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 13, 2010
Me: “Welcome to [Fast-Food Restaurant]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “I’ll take a number 1, 5, and 12.”
Me: “All right, that’ll be $12.09.”
Customer: “Woohoo!”
(The customer drives to the window.)
Me: “That’s $12.09.”
Customer: “Woohoo!”
(Pause.)
Me: “$12.09.”
Customer: “Woohoo!”
Me: “12.”
Customer: “Woo!”
Me: “09.”
Customer: “Hoo!”
Me: “12.09.”
Customer: “Woohoo!”
Me: “…09.12.”
Customer: “Hoowoo!”
Me: “90.21.”
Customer: “Ooh-oow!”
Me: “Well played, sir.”
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