To argue between asses is pointless indeed,
The facts are the facts, as plainly can see
Assess to the left,
Asses to the right
Oh my, what a strange place this has to be
So I jump on my Vespa and go look and see
What I saw was really amazingly,
One, two, three & four mongrels cowering in a cage
Lites keep flickering consistently,
It was all too much of a surreal bollywood scene
Blow me over, for what did I discover
These asses have all been infected by the imbecilic gene
Soiled their own mother,
Betrayed their father,
Sold their sister
And killed their brother
Raised to believe in a Hoe as god
Humping each other day in and day out,
Licking dicks and kissing asses has been in grain
To their brain, it's a CSVN utopian cream pie and custard dream
No logic can intervene and compare,
Knowing my ABC and counting 123 is ...
That's too hard and I really don't care, so please don't ask
Just let me do one thing that's easy and I'm the best,
Everyday I lick my brothers' asses for you to see
It's okay, we all understand
The conditions in CSVN is very harsh for us to comprehend
One, two, three, four or more asses to lend a helping hand
All too unflattering the truth does speak
But don't let me keep you from your allotted white wine,
Quickly finished that vomitous meal,
Licking dicks and kissing asses that is your design,
Uncle Hoe proclaim it so - u're the best B&B of the pack
Look up there what do I see
A phoenix soaring high in the sky and returning home
So many asses look toward the sky,
Craps smack right in their eyes ……
Bon appetit - extra cream provided for your morning cafe latte on the rocks courtesy of the house special blend
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