A Bozo By Any Other Name
BAD BEHAVIOR, FUNNY, FUNNY NAMES, OFFICE, USA | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 19, 2008
Me: “Hello, how may I help you?”
(The client looks at name on desk; my name’s Hattie.)
Client: “Your name is so stupid.”
Me: “Sorry, sir. I can’t help that. It’s not so bad. ”
Client: “Your parents must really hate you.”
Me: “No, I’m sure they don’t. How can I help?”
Client: “I want to check my registration. Name’s Horace Gumptin.”
Me: *stifles giggle*
Client: “Are you laughing at me? Your name rhymes with fattie!”
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