Full Of S***
JERK, PARKING LOT, PETS & ANIMALS, REVOLTING, USA | RIGHT | OCTOBER 31, 2008
(A guy with a dog walks up to our car park.)
Guy: “Can I bring my dog in here so it can take a dump?”
Me: “Sorry, we can’t allow you to do that. Plus, you don’t even look like you’re carrying anything to clean up the mess.”
Guy: “No, I’m not carrying anything to clean it up so you’ll have to do that. My dog needs to go to the toilet. You’re not being very helpful here.”
Me: “Sorry, I’m just here to direct people to where they need to park.”
Guy: “Look, my dog needs to go to the toilet and I’m bringing it in.”
Coworker: “Look, you bloody moron. This is a car park, not a god-d*** toilet! Take your dog and piss off!”
Guy: “You are not being very helpful at all! I’m going to go and issue a complaint against you but after I bring my dog in here and let it do its business!”
Coworker: “You bring your dog in here and we’ll have you fined. This car park is located on government property and allowing a dog to go to the toilet carries a fine.”
Guy: “It’s people like you who are what is wrong with the world!”
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