They Hit Pay Hurt
TELEMARKETING | WORKING | DECEMBER 12, 2013
(I receive a lot of telemarketer calls during the day.)
Telemarketer: “Hi! I’m collecting donations for [Local Police Charity].”
Me: “I’d like to help, but I really don’t have anything to spare.”
(The telemarketer starts more aggressively trying to solicit a donation.)
Me: “Look. I’m a private in the Army and—”
Telemarketer: “Oh! Then you should be happy to help out your brothers in uniform!”
Me: “Okay, look. Have you ever been kicked in the crotch?”
Telemarketer: “W…what?”
Me: “It’s a serious question. Have you?”
Telemarketer: “Yes…”
Me: “Okay. Do you remember the pain? The nausea? The humiliation?”
Telemarketer: “Yes?”
Me: “Good. Now convert those feelings into dollars and cents. That’s what I get paid every month.”
(They stopped calling.)
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