I’m Planning On Spraining My Ankle Next Tuesday
Luxembourg, Medical Office, Reception, Stupid | Healthy | August 14, 2019
(While building my own home, I have a little mishap and cut my left thumb deeply. I quickly disinfect the wound, apply a pressure bandage, and drive over to my family doctor’s practice to get some stitches.)
Me: *sliding over my social security card* “Hi, I cut myself badly.”
Desk Clerk: “Do you have an appointment?”
Me: “Sorry, no, I didn’t plan it in advance!”
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