Becoming Familiar With Fiber
AWESOME, EDITORS' CHOICE, GROCERY STORE, JERK, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS, USA | RIGHT | JUNE 11, 2009
(My dad is standing in an express line at the grocery store. In front of him is a well-to-do-looking woman, who clearly has several more items than the limit.)
Dad: “You know, it’s amazing that someone who is apparently so successful can’t read.”
Woman: *in a huff* “That sign’s for regular people, not for me!”
(An old man behind my dad taps him on the shoulder.)
Old Man: “Here, give her this.”
(My dad hands it to the woman.)
Woman: “What’s this?”
Old Man: “Metamucil. It’ll make you regular.”
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