Not That Kind Of Store
Pharmacy | Right | September 7, 2015
(I’m a female pharmacist finishing up business with a male customer
Customer: “Oh, I’d also like a woman; can you please get me one?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what do you mean?”
Customer: “I want a woman, the cheap kind!”
(He looks at me dead serious.)
Me: “I’m not quite sure I understand…”
Customer: *slower* “I want a woman! But it has to be the cheap kind.”
(I keep looking at him in complete disbelief.)
Customer: *sighs* “How hard can it be? My wife asked me to get her one box of woman or whatever they are called. Where do you keep it? I can get it myself if you tell me where I can find it.”
Me: “Oh… you must mean the multi-vitamin. Wait, I’ll get it for you.”
Customer: *yells after me* “It has to be the cheap kind!”
(We have two kinds of multi-vitamin pill intended for women and both are labeled WOMAN. Apparently that was what he wanted.)