Doesn’t Even Have To Massage The Truth
GROCERY STORE | RIGHT | MARCH 18, 2016
(I am working on register at a popular grocery store. I usually make jokes and puns with the customers, partly because it’s fun for the customers, but mostly because it’s fun for me.)
Me: “How are you today?”
Customer: “It’s a good day; I just got off work.”
Me: *jokingly* “Oh, just rub it in, why don’t you?”
Customer: “I do; I’m a masseuse.”
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