On The Bright Side, There Are Worse Orifices 
FUNNY, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, STUPID, USA | HEALTHY RIGHT | JULY 15, 2009 
Me: “[Pharmacy], how can I help you?” 
 
Customer: “Yeah, your medicine is defective.” 
 
Me: “Sir, why don’t I get your information so I can take a look at your profile.” 
 
Customer: *gives his name and date of birth* 
 
Me: “I see that the last prescriptions you filled were antibiotics and drops for your ear infection. Are your symptoms still bothering you?” 
 
Customer: “Yes, and how the h*** do you expect me to fit this giant pill in my ear?” 
 
Me: “Sir, that’s an antibiotic tablet. It’s meant to be taken orally.”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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