Idiot Number One 
MEDICAL OFFICE, TENNESSEE, USA | HEALTHY | NOVEMBER 7, 2017 
(I’m a nurse and am bringing a patient back to do blood pressure, temperature, and a urine check before they see the doctor.) 
 
Me: “All right, ma’am, this is going to be your room, but do you feel as if you could pee in a cup for me real quick?” 
 
Patient: “No, not right now.” 
 
Me: “That all right! I’ll be right back with my blood pressure cuff to check your blood pressure, okay? We can get you some water to drink after that.” 
 
Patient: “Okay, but I really need to pee, and do you need me to save any of it to check for infection?”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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