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florida80 · 05-07-2021

You No Challenge Tarzan
PET STORE, PETS & ANIMALS | RIGHT | APRIL 13, 2009
(I often wander around the store with multiple animals to help socialize them. Most often I have a rabbit on one shoulder, a parrot on the other, and a few hamsters at hand. My boss never cares as long as I do my job and don’t hurt anyone. I often get odd looks, though.)

Me: *walking up to customer* “Finding everything all right?”

Customer: “…you’re covered in animals.”

Me: “Yes. Yes, I am.”

Customer: *stares for a moment longer* “…can you get me one of the large cages?”

(I nab a stepladder and get the cage down, managing not to dislodge a single animal on my person.)

Me: *handing customer the cage* “Here you go.”

Customer: *looking disappointed* “Oh.” *wanders away*

This story is part of our Hamsters Roundup!

05-07-2021	#527
florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,172 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	You No Challenge Tarzan PET STORE, PETS & ANIMALS \| RIGHT \| APRIL 13, 2009 (I often wander around the store with multiple animals to help socialize them. Most often I have a rabbit on one shoulder, a parrot on the other, and a few hamsters at hand. My boss never cares as long as I do my job and don’t hurt anyone. I often get odd looks, though.) Me: walking up to customer “Finding everything all right?” Customer: “…you’re covered in animals.” Me: “Yes. Yes, I am.” Customer: stares for a moment longer “…can you get me one of the large cages?” (I nab a stepladder and get the cage down, managing not to dislodge a single animal on my person.) Me: handing customer the cage “Here you go.” Customer: looking disappointed “Oh.” wanders away This story is part of our Hamsters Roundup!