Wazoo Cramps  
  
 California, Health & Body, home, Language & Words, San Francisco, Spouses & Partners, USA |  Romantic | October 11, 2017  
 
 
(My wife has a love-hate relationship with ibuprofen: it makes her drowsy, but it’s also the only thing that soothes her menstrual cramps.) 
 
Wife: “Ooh… cramps just kicked in. Ibuprofen up the wazoo.” 
 
Me: “That seems less than ideal. I don’t think your body will absorb it properly if you put it up your wazoo.” 
 
Wife: “Oh, my God. You’re ridiculous.”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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