The Court Of Love Deems This Dream Guilty  
  
 Bedroom, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, home, Kansas, Silly, USA |  Romantic | January 3, 2018  
 
 
(My boyfriend’s leg is digging into my thigh while he’s sleeping.) 
 
Me: “[Boyfriend], move your leg.” *push* 
 
Boyfriend: *mumbles while moving* “[Mumbles something] …your girlfriend.” 
 
Me: “What?” 
 
Boyfriend: *rolls over* “Anything you say will be used against you in the court of love!” 
 
(I busted out laughing. He had no recollection the next day, but he laughed, too, when I told him.)
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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