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florida80 · 07-21-2019

No Need To Be Mooby About It

Best Friends, College & University, Flirting, Silly, UK | Romantic | April 16, 2018

(I’m in a bar during my first week of university and have sat down by the dance floor to rest for a minute. A student I vaguely recognise from my halls comes and sits next to me. I am female.)

Guy: “Hey, how about I buy you a drink, and then we can get out of here?”

Me: “Ah, I’m really sorry. I’m a lesbian.”

(This is true.)

Guy: *thinks for a minute* “I have moobs?”

(I immediately twigged that he wasn’t serious, and he’s been one of my best friends for the last seven years. I was even his best woman when he got married.)

07-21-2019	#2879
florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,174 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	No Need To Be Mooby About It Best Friends, College & University, Flirting, Silly, UK \| Romantic \| April 16, 2018 (I’m in a bar during my first week of university and have sat down by the dance floor to rest for a minute. A student I vaguely recognise from my halls comes and sits next to me. I am female.) Guy: “Hey, how about I buy you a drink, and then we can get out of here?” Me: “Ah, I’m really sorry. I’m a lesbian.” (This is true.) Guy: thinks for a minute “I have moobs?” (I immediately twigged that he wasn’t serious, and he’s been one of my best friends for the last seven years. I was even his best woman when he got married.)