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florida80 · 07-19-2019

What A Dumpy Way To Do That

Boyfriend/Girlfriend, England, Friends, home, Jerk, Prank, Proposal, UK | Romantic | July 21, 2018

(One of my long-term friends has a pretty unconventional way of doing things, and this unusual streak runs through every aspect of his life. He tells me this story about a conversation he had with his girlfriend at home.)

Friend: “[Girlfriend], we need to talk about something.”

Girlfriend: “Sure, what’s on your mind?”

Friend: “I don’t think I want you to be my girlfriend anymore.”

Girlfriend: “Sure, so what do you want to talk about?”

Friend: “I’m being serious; I don’t want you to be my girlfriend anymore.”

Girlfriend: “Er… what?”

Friend: “Yeah, I just felt it wasn’t working, so, yeah, we’re going to have to reevaluate things between us.”

Girlfriend: *getting pretty angry* “Are you even going to give me a reason? You can’t just stroll in and dump me and expect me to fine with it. Are you seeing someone else?”

Friend: “Not at all. I just don’t want you to be my girlfriend anymore…” *gets down on one knee and produces a ring* “… because I’d much rather have you as my fiancée, instead.”

Girlfriend: *in tears and borderline hysterical* “YOU A**HOLE! YES!”

(He then calmed her down and took her out to her favourite restaurant for a meal. I told him that the fact she didn’t at least backhand him for that is proof that they’re made for each other.)

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florida80 R11 Tuyệt Thế Thiên Hạ Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,181 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	What A Dumpy Way To Do That Boyfriend/Girlfriend, England, Friends, home, Jerk, Prank, Proposal, UK \| Romantic \| July 21, 2018 (One of my long-term friends has a pretty unconventional way of doing things, and this unusual streak runs through every aspect of his life. He tells me this story about a conversation he had with his girlfriend at home.) Friend: “[Girlfriend], we need to talk about something.” Girlfriend: “Sure, what’s on your mind?” Friend: “I don’t think I want you to be my girlfriend anymore.” Girlfriend: “Sure, so what do you want to talk about?” Friend: “I’m being serious; I don’t want you to be my girlfriend anymore.” Girlfriend: “Er… what?” Friend: “Yeah, I just felt it wasn’t working, so, yeah, we’re going to have to reevaluate things between us.” Girlfriend: getting pretty angry “Are you even going to give me a reason? You can’t just stroll in and dump me and expect me to fine with it. Are you seeing someone else?” Friend: “Not at all. I just don’t want you to be my girlfriend anymore…” gets down on one knee and produces a ring “… because I’d much rather have you as my fiancée, instead.” Girlfriend: in tears and borderline hysterical “YOU A**HOLE! YES!” (He then calmed her down and took her out to her favourite restaurant for a meal. I told him that the fact she didn’t at least backhand him for that is proof that they’re made for each other.)