What JP is really saying -->
1)
Love me like a love song (fleeting & short) ... coitus me like a hoe that I'm
2)
Clearly, an absentee mother who abandons her son!
3)
With her degree of filial devotion, better of getting a dog. Oops ... that's what she did!
4)
So much faith, love and devotion to her new pack, that she had to run back to Uncle Sam to give her daughter a US citizenship ... anchor baby 101.
5) No masks and certainly no Cyrano de Bergerac. Only Geppetto's hoe hoe version