Mr. Oinker & BD Oinker relationship in a nutshell for those in normal society

Mr. BD : Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
QL : You want me to leave?
Mr. BD : No. I dare to not even think about it.
QL : Do you love me?
Mr. BD : Of course. Lots!
QL : Have you ever cheated on me?
Mr. BD : No! Why are you asking me?
QL : Will you kiss me?
Mr. BD : Every time I get the chance!
QL : Will you ever hit me?
Mr. BD : Are you crazy? Of course not!
QL : Can I trust you?
Mr. BD : Yes.
QL : Darling?

For those in Hoe Hoe land, read it backward (from bottom to top) ... Hoe Hoe Hoe