Finally Registers The Reason Why
At The Checkout, California, Health & Body, Pharmacy, Rude & Risque, San Diego, USA | Right | October 7, 2019
(I am stocking shelves at a pharmacy. An elderly gentleman, at least in his 70s, walks up to me and looks at my nametag.)
Customer: “Mister [My Name], yes, I was wondering if you could open up a register for me?”
(I look at the cashier stands. Two are operating, and the lines are not busy at all.)
Me: “The wait shouldn’t be very long. Is there a problem?”
Customer: “I really just need you to open a register for me, please.”
Me: *very confused* “I assure you, the ladies running the registers right now are competent and will have you out the door in no time.”
Customer: “That’s just it. They are ladies…”
(He turns to me and exposes the large box of condoms he has secreted in his jacket.)
Customer: “I wouldn’t be so brazen!”
Me: “Right this way, sir.”
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